Friday, December 7, 2012

"Blue" me!

"I'll have a Blue Christmas without you ..."

If Elvis is in the building
The Confederation Building that is,
he would feel even bluer.

Take the windows ...
Out
And replace them with BLUE ones.

Yup, there's nothing shameless about the current government.
They tinted replacement windows in our democratic centre
a Tory BLUE. (Project is now pegged at $50 Million - with a 150 % overrun no less)

All buildings need renos after time and all renos have a price; 
but how much does the BLUE BRANDING add to the cost overrun factor? 

Likely enough to pay for a whole lot of services for the people of our province,
whether for a needy individual or for a cash-strapped community.

For years this government`s BLUE ego has blown out of control.
Everything from 
Government documents
License Plates
Provincial Symbols like the Picture Plant,
etc...
have all been BLUE BRANDED 

It gets more sinister ...

The Christmas tree in the lobby of the East Block of the Confederation Building
has for years been adorned with  BLUE Bulbs

Until late this week.

Someone must have reminded them of the symbolic wrath that 
Tory (Blue) Times are Hard Times
- which doesn't quite fit in with the Christmas Spirit.

So what did government do?
They called in a professional decorator to "rework the tree"  to less neutral colours.

When questioned about what happened to the Blue Tree - a security guard sarcastically quipped, `It BLUE away!`

Funny.

If it weren't such a pathetic waste of good money AGAIN.

Does anyone know the colour of government`s fav pet project - Muskrat Falls?

Well, don't waste a moment thinking about it ...

This government is so hell-bent on a TORY BLUE legacy,
no doubt somewhere in the bowels of Confederation Building,
there is a hired BLUE-ooper  tasked  with how
to tint the Falls a Tory Blue.

Sounds ludicrous, but so are TORY BLUE windows.

It's fine to have Blue Blood taste,
but not on the backs of struggling taxpayers looking for a break.
What we don't need is something egotistical and frivolous to break the bank.



 





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