The Penashue Patch

There's a new product on the Canadian market- The Penashue Patch.

It promises fast relief from the withdrawals of being ethical, honest, above board,
and having one last shred of decency left.

It does not affect the withdrawer so much as it pains the person watching how low a paid public servant can stoop to fool its master and not blink an eyelash. 

The Patch is proudly manufactured by the Harper Corporation.

It's the perfect solution for those who want to quit being an upstanding and honourable politician; and instead have the desire to engage in dirty low-down politics - all pain free and devoid of morals.

It is guaranteed to remove all guilt of allowing  one to carry out any charade in front of the public, no matter how sinister and self-serving.

While further studies are pending, the Harper Conservatives have a patent on the product and they are confident it will set the next generation standards of political behaviour.

Further, it is highly regarded by the Harper-ites as a fool-proof remedy to win elections and by-elections.

The Penashue Patch is a highly recommended resource for those that want to butt out democracy and decency.

Other than ongoing delusions and shallowness, there are no real side effects.

Unless of course, you are the victim that has to inhale all this second hand toxic smoke.

Then you might want to exercise your god-given democratic right to butt out and walk away from this poisonous political substance.

It truly is the only cure against the Harper Cancer Stick ...